Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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