you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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