Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
please don't ironically join a cult
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