You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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