Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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