"it" just moved
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
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