And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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