My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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