Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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