You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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