Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Hey
Gfdhklhgfxzyuikl$
GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Randomize
