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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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