i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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