Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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