does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
