Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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