Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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