he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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