It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
