i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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