hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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