no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
