What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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