We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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