That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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