remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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