Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
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I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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