just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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