what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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