I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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