Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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