You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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