At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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