I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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