I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
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No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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