Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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