Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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