We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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