hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Who died my cat blue again?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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