I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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