I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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