So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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