Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize