I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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