3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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