I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
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It was probably just a 9 gallon. Those hats are usually very misleading when guessing their capacity (especailly in beige)
i have no words other than i'm sorry 3:12
When you have an uncle who has a ranch in Texas, an uncle who has a ranch in Saskachewan, and an uncle who has no buisness wearing a cowboy hat at all (but does anyway);each larger than the last... you have time to experiment -3:12
LOL 3:12 really? have you tested this theory?
That shits just funny! I don't care who you are...
Either that or a really bad "walks into a bar" joke,
You all know what this app is like. Why download it if you just want to mouth off about what people write. Sheesh get a life and lighten up a bit
I know 3:58 *hangs head in shame*
... I know -3:12
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
You must have felt like a macho, macho man.
wow, none of you guys has any life at all, huh?
The real question is, what are YOU wearing?
(from the desk of big tone the humongous cocksucker)
All three probably make more money then you. FYL