I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
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It was probably just a 9 gallon. Those hats are usually very misleading when guessing their capacity (especailly in beige)
i have no words other than i'm sorry 3:12
LOL 3:12 really? have you tested this theory?
When you have an uncle who has a ranch in Texas, an uncle who has a ranch in Saskachewan, and an uncle who has no buisness wearing a cowboy hat at all (but does anyway);each larger than the last... you have time to experiment -3:12
That shits just funny! I don't care who you are...
You all know what this app is like. Why download it if you just want to mouth off about what people write. Sheesh get a life and lighten up a bit
Either that or a really bad "walks into a bar" joke,
I know 3:58 *hangs head in shame*
... I know -3:12
wow, none of you guys has any life at all, huh?
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
You must have felt like a macho, macho man.
The real question is, what are YOU wearing?
(from the desk of big tone the humongous cocksucker)
All three probably make more money then you. FYL