When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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