Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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