I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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