Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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