i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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