There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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