I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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