U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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