He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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