What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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