is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Acid is not a monday night drug
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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