Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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