I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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