Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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