I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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