So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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